log dog 

A log in the shape of a dog. Also a boy. Loves fortnite to an unhealthy extent. Very sexy. Very sweet. A good boy I call him. A boy dog I call Log dog. Actually I don’t really call him Log Dog, I call him Logan, occasionally Log. Logan is one of a kind. One of the sweetest Log Dogs I know. Incredibly lovable, sexy, silly, cute and muscular like big foot. Not as furry as big foot tho. Very ticklish, snuggly and genuine. Would rate Log dog a 10/10

Is that a log dog? No its Logan. Oh wait! It can’t be either, he doesn’t know what fortnite is!

log dog by Stellals246 May 16, 2018

dog log 

dog poo!

WATCH OUT FOR THAT...
*SQUELCH*
...dog log!

dog log by danarky June 26, 2003

Dog Log 

Another, rhyming term for dogpile and dog shit. This is canine fecal matter that is usually found in your front yard or on sidewalks.

I should probably stop feeding my dog so much; he's crapping out dog logs like an Uzi empties a clip. It's everywhere!

Dog Log by Journey Fan February 7, 2005

ur dog log 

After all the urs, this one is one of the most terrifying. “ur dog log” is to only be used if there’s no more hope.

John: UR GRANNY TRANNY
joe: I didn’t think it’d come to this..
John: wait-no-joe
Joe: ur dog log
John: soul leaves existence and everything is abolished

ur dog log by Alossissea April 13, 2018

Dog.Log 

A log file created on a server to induce laughter by those who know it exists.

Yesterday I checked and the dog.log file has been on the server for 3 years and the administrators never noticed. DOG LOG

Dog.Log by Not funny nerd February 23, 2014

Dog Log 

Simply put, that rock hard, shudder-inducing turd that slides out of your dog’s anus that you KNOW you have to pick up. It’s that stiff turd that reveals how constipated your dog really is and how you should probably be feeding him name-brand kibble.

“My puppy dropped a massive dog log today. Let’s just say I left it out to dry...”

Dog Log by driftyshmifty November 16, 2018

Dog Log 

Dog on a log who's a hog with a log dog.

Sam: Hey!
Harold: Hi
Sam: Dog?
Harold: Log!
Both: Dog Log!

Dog Log by souljaboy93 December 6, 2020