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(pronounced learse) officially means sifted windblown sand deposits, but is a common term used in a variety of ways. Is a substitute for swear words.
Dave, "Oh loess, i forgot to do my homework."
Jared, "ouch that sucks man."
loess by Jared Hehn May 4, 2007
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I think its "who", but really not.
whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'er'tis'twas'all' took all of my things.
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loess • Loes Squad • less than jake • less • lessgo • lessie • lessard • lesser • lessins • leessang

Sauce Or Loss 

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A comedic series on YouTube in which the entire cast of Red Dead Redemption are in an eternal struggle for good hentai. If the sauce is deemed unworthy of a good nut, said person will be banished to the gay zone.
Sauce Or Loss, with the Van Der Linde Gang,
"Bill, that's a child, you know what that means"
"Micah, is that a trap?!
Sauce Or Loss by dalek1111 July 23, 2020
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The more superior word of all the whomst'd've
Guy1 : whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous stole my apples?

Guy2 : Wh-
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The language of the Gods and The Wisest
who
whom
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whomst'd
whomst'd've
whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous
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The most ultimate form of the word who even better than Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed's'y'es'nt't're'ing
Guy 1:Hey have you heard of the word Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'is
Guy 2: how the fuck did you say that
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Short Dick Memory Loss 

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One who can not retain information due to a lack of a properly sized penis.

Lore- It's said that these people think with their second head because their actual head is smoother than a bald man's head fresh out of a wax job.

A person diagnosed with SDML is known to forget information attained in the last 10 minutes. The time in which someone loses information often varies depending on how small the penis is. People with smaller penises usually ranging from just tip to 2 inches have shown that they forget way more frequently and will have to ask you to repeat what you said numerous times.

SIDE EFFECTS- No Bitches and possibly no friends
EARLY SIGNS- You can catch early signs of SDML when you measure your penis and it's smaller than 4 inches.
TREATMENTS- None (sorry to break it to ya, hope you got mone cause you ain't pulling shit)
Person 1: Tims's annoying asf, bro keeps saying what.

Person 2: Give him a break, he has Short Dick Memory Loss.
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crunchy 

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