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A person who when bored often can be found engaging in random, seemingly pointless exercises.
I found Jim being a Lodwick, he was jumping up and down for no reason.
lodwick by Jimmy French January 17, 2008
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Lowick is a small village near corby, with a population of around 12 and a 1/2. it's home to a small park, where vile acts on mankind take place. You will never see anyone leave there house, as most are dead and forgotten about. Travel with caution, when lost you will be stranded for several days. Survival kit needed. The council is run by a secret cult of blood-thirsty cannabals, what hold there rituals in a creepy ass mansion located up the road. No one has been seen after entering the satantic building. One witch strolls the street looking for her prey, with a dog that looks wrinklier than a old mans ball bag, going to drop dead any second.
"Lowick is a shithole"
lowick by Gigantor11 November 29, 2015
A specimen known for their eye catching dance moves and undoubting athletic talents. This creature is also known to have an act for lying and an extreme case of the hairy leg syndrome. Being strictly a nocturnal creature, the wild ludwick is quite the rarity to come by in broad daylight these days.
Hermit the Krab: Holy moly! Sharkeisha look, its a wild ludwick in the trees!

Sharkeisha: Ewww! That thing sure as hell got some hairy ass lookin legs if you ask me!
Ludwick by Jp1875 January 5, 2014
A really long dick you can see bouncing around in someones pants when they are not wearing underwear
hey kev spell long dick

Dad thats againts the rules I cant spell that

Lodick Alright alright alrighhhht you going to learn today
Lodick by lalala41 October 16, 2011
someone who bones some one named Alice in the ass, while Zhou Zhou whack off into his hair.
Remember when ludwick got hand in math class from brahm's mom?
ludwick by yefan November 25, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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