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loconess by ChristinaFL September 22, 2005
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lochness poopie
When your feces makes sea-serpent like curls or protrudes in part above above the water line in the toilet
lochness poopie by Eddie Crandall January 16, 2008
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Lochness
- "Jimmy blew wind right in front of me in math class today... so I yelled 'LOCHNESS!' in his ear"
- "So my dad drives a hummer, and I'm like 'dad', 'hummer', same sentence?... ew, that's lochness"
- "The <insert favorite team here> just lost again! They are so lochness right now"
- "I do believe that I was so frightened that I lochnessed myself"
- "So my dad drives a hummer, and I'm like 'dad', 'hummer', same sentence?... ew, that's lochness"
- "The <insert favorite team here> just lost again! They are so lochness right now"
- "I do believe that I was so frightened that I lochnessed myself"
lochness monster
The LochNess "monster" -- affectionately known as "Nessie" -- is an alleged plesiosaur-like creature living in Loch Ness, a long, deep lake near InvernessOur underwater allie.
lochness monster by LGRAWR September 1, 2006
Lochness Monster
The male art of taking his flacid penis and intertwining it between each of the fingers on one hand. Thus making it look like the legendary Lochness Monster.
The Lochness Monster is a dick trick that can be performed for comical effect at parties, weddings, 90th birthdays and the such
Lochness Monster by smithy85 December 9, 2008
Lochness Poo
The rare event when ones excrement is so long that the turd snakes its way through the plumbing of a modern toilet and disappears forever leaving the owner disappointed and without proof of his/her astonishing accomplishment.
Joe, relieved from his ordeal, stood up from the toilet and turned around to admire his work only to see the Lochness Poo slip away in search of deeper waters...
Lochness Poo by SOVEREIGN1 April 5, 2010
Lochness Monster Bombs
A mixture of Jose Cuervo, Monster Energy Drink, and Promethazine-codeine cough syrup in a shot glass and then downed like a motherfuckin badass
Lochness Monster Bombs by Ricky Murda January 19, 2010
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