Locness 

(adj) having characteristics of a smooth talking suave jiving ladies man

(v) the act of picking up underage girls

(adj) swag

Jenny: "Did you hear? Luis is so locness right now. My brother seen him with a youngin last night"

Sarah: "No way! I would've never guessed"

Jenny: Yeah we should call Chris Hansen on that perv

Locness by canflentas October 23, 2012

Lolness Monster 

Similar to ROFL and LMAO, LOLness Monster is a word used when LOL is simply not enough.

Best used with Monster being capitalised; LOLness MONSTER!!

Bob: "I got tied to a signpost naked yesterday."

Alice: "LOLness MONSTER!!!"

Lolness Monster by AER10122 July 10, 2010

loconess 

a word meaning "craziness"

Can you believe gas prices these days? It's loconess!

loconess by ChristinaFL September 22, 2005

lochness poopie 

When your feces makes sea-serpent like curls or protrudes in part above above the water line in the toilet

I blasted a wicked lochness poopie!
I think it turned and looked at me...

lochness poopie by Eddie Crandall January 16, 2008

Lochness 

A negative notifier. If you disapprove of anything or if it makes you sick, it's 'lochness'.

- "Jimmy blew wind right in front of me in math class today... so I yelled 'LOCHNESS!' in his ear"
- "So my dad drives a hummer, and I'm like 'dad', 'hummer', same sentence?... ew, that's lochness"
- "The <insert favorite team here> just lost again! They are so lochness right now"
- "I do believe that I was so frightened that I lochnessed myself"

Lochness by Dynast August 8, 2006

lochness monster 

The LochNess "monster" -- affectionately known as "Nessie" -- is an alleged plesiosaur-like creature living in Loch Ness, a long, deep lake near InvernessOur underwater allie.

Tourist: "LOOK THE LOCHNESS MONSTER
They all look.
One random person: " I saw it!"
Awkwardness.

lochness monster by LGRAWR September 1, 2006

Lochness Monster 

The male art of taking his flacid penis and intertwining it between each of the fingers on one hand. Thus making it look like the legendary Lochness Monster.

The Lochness Monster is a dick trick that can be performed for comical effect at parties, weddings, 90th birthdays and the such

Lochness Monster by smithy85 December 9, 2008