lockeston 

A very annoying kid who is stupid and struggles in sports. Usually constipated. Also really mean

You are so stupid, you are like Lockeston!

lockeston by I’m eheuehg May 21, 2018

lovestoned 

A state of mind where you can only think about one person -the ultimate state of love. Your mind is just shut down, and all you can think about is him/her.

Lovestoned is a song by Justin Timberlake, off his album 'FutureSex/LoveSounds'

"She's all I think about everyday!" - Daniel
"Dude, your lovestoned.' - Joey

She's got me lovestoned,
I think that she knows
- Justin Timberlake

lovestoned by Lovestoned September 23, 2006

lovestoned 

when you can only think about one person.

and it's a fantastick song from justin timberlake.

boy 1: i think about her all the time.
boy 2: dude, you're lovestoned.

lovestoned by hhhe November 30, 2010

lecture lodestone 

NOUN
The one person who, unbeknownst to them, keeps you from failing a subject at university simply by being so beautiful (among myriad 'meh' looking peers) that you happily zombie your way to the lecture just to sit behind them and stare at the back of their perfect head for an hour. lodestone

During that one, magical hour you:

a) Get heart palpitations glimpsing a perfectly sculpted ear...or if super duper lucky,sliver of sideface- ohhHHHhhh yeeeEEEAAAAaahhh!

b)Try to stop breathing so heavily/swallowing so often etc.

c) Absorb bits of lecture during mental intermissions between daydreaming about what their name might be, what their voice might sound like, what you would talk about, whether they'd notice if you touched their hair, if your babies would inherit their hair, what shampoo they use etc.; thus enabling a pass mark- BONUS!

After shadowing a complete stranger all semester, your borderline-obsessive and stalkerliciously-sprung self knows that any possible post-fantasy encounter would go down like this:

Hottie, smiling politely :) after unintentional physical contact:
"oops, sorry"

You, grinning INTENSELY :D ,shitting rainbows red-facedly:
"GOOD THANKS!"

"Hey aren't you half an hour early for this lecture? And don't you usually go to the morning lecture so that you don't have to endure an awkward 5 hour break?"

"I missed the early lecture last week and totes fell in lust with this gorgeous lecture lodestone!"

"OMG! You are totally lecture lusting!"

lecture lodestone by RoboBear September 20, 2011

LockerStand

A rare and special form of breakdancing move involving someone's locker or multiple lockers.

Dude, that guy just lockerstanded on that whole row of lockers. What a badass!

LockerStand by Lockerstandman August 17, 2009

lodestone 

lodestone |ˈlōdˌstōn|
noun
a naturally magnetized mineral, able to be used as a magnet.
• figurative a thing that is the focus of attention or attraction.

"Wow, that baby is like a lodestone!"

lodestone by RoboBear September 20, 2011

lodestone 

The act of expelling a kidney stone while ejaculating on to the face of another… where in the stone fires out of one’s penis like a musket ball.

The otter lodestoned a kid watching him at the zoo.

lodestone by Fire Wyvren February 23, 2011