lochner
Small cock
Lochner He has a small cock
lochner by Weinersnichel July 4, 2017
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lochnezzy
Group full of boys who rap and became famous in the Elmhurst area. They made the group by going to the lochness area. They also attend catholic school which they are very known in there.
lochnezzy by Iamdayroom February 24, 2020
lochnerize
This term describes a method of legal reasoning where a court substitutes its policy judgment for a legislature in overturning legislation. This term was popularized after the now overturned decision of Lochner v. New York.
When the court struck down the legislation setting maximum work hours for bakers, they were clearly lochnerizing.
lochnerize by Penumbra April 22, 2005
lochness poopie
When your feces makes sea-serpent like curls or protrudes in part above above the water line in the toilet
lochness poopie by Eddie Crandall January 16, 2008
lochnezzy
Group full of boys who rap and became famous in the Elmhurst area. They made the group by going to the lochness area. They also attend catholic school which they are very known in there.
lochnezzy by Iamdayroom February 24, 2020
Lochness
- "Jimmy blew wind right in front of me in math class today... so I yelled 'LOCHNESS!' in his ear"
- "So my dad drives a hummer, and I'm like 'dad', 'hummer', same sentence?... ew, that's lochness"
- "The <insert favorite team here> just lost again! They are so lochness right now"
- "I do believe that I was so frightened that I lochnessed myself"
- "So my dad drives a hummer, and I'm like 'dad', 'hummer', same sentence?... ew, that's lochness"
- "The <insert favorite team here> just lost again! They are so lochness right now"
- "I do believe that I was so frightened that I lochnessed myself"
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