lob on

An engorged cock

After watching that skin flick I've got a right lob on

by Russ Brown April 1, 2003

Semi Lob on

the male penis is semi-erect :)

I got a semi lob on over jennifer lopez

by Stinkey July 9, 2003

lazy lob on

A semi erect penis

I'm sorry I can't stand at the moment I'm sporting a lazy lob on

by Mongymatemax June 9, 2016

On a lob

it basically mean on the spot

I’ll eat her a** on a lob

by thatboytroy July 11, 2021

Lob one in there

Lob
As in, 'I'd lob one in there.'
Measured up and judged to be worth fucking without regret. Generally - a judgement affixed to a woman by a man - while not within her earshot. Spoken between bros or their cross cultural equivalents.

Jimmy Three Beers: 'Ewwwey! Carmen's sister's lookin' kinda' hot tonight. Would you tap that ass?'

Big Carl: 'Mmmm. Yeah. I'd lob one in there.'

by PulSe of Samsara December 29, 2021

lobon

Definition of an erect penis. Used widely in the 80's usually in school playgrounds.

I always get a lobon in the morning...

by Eggman July 26, 2004

Lobonerize

To “skull fuck” so hard she’s got brain damage, like a lobotomy

… hey bro I totally lobonerized Kelly yesterday, she’s not making any sense today, I think she’s lost her mind

by bums1234 February 14, 2022