Eggman's definitions

lobon

Definition of an erect penis. Used widely in the 80's usually in school playgrounds.

I always get a lobon in the morning...

by Eggman July 26, 2004

according

so give credit to the smarter people

According to Lil Wayne if intercourse happens on the stairs and the female happens to get pregnant then call the baby step child

by EgGMAN January 29, 2014

Vaganus

When the vagina and anus are one hole. This can be a birth defect or can be created through surgery.

Dood, I slipped her panties down and she only had one hole down there. It was a freakin' vaganus!

by Eggman December 13, 2004

Face

When you bury you face in a beautiful woman's pussy and gently stimulate her vagina until she cums.

Fred: Dood my girlfriend left me cuz I wouldn't give her face
Doobie: Dood that sux.
Fred: I'm so depressed, I just wish I knew where she was.
Doobie: I'm pretty sure she's still asleep in my bed. Her cunt tastes pretty good.

by Eggman November 24, 2004

payton

The hottest and most loving boy u will ever meet. He is loyal and kind and will always stand up for what's right in the end. HE WILL MAKE U FEEL WANTED NO MATTER WHAT.he is always looking for ways to make u happy and will give u a hug whenever u need it. Payton is overall the best kind of person and if u find one don't mess up.

Payton called me when I was sad and made me feel better

by EGGMAN November 9, 2020

Vaganal

When a man has sex with a woman who has a vaganus and so is having both anal and vaginal sex at the same time.

Dood vaganal sex sucks cuz it's two holes at once so it's all loose.

by Eggman November 24, 2004

Christopher Torres

The sweetest most kind boy I’ve ever met, it also happens to be his birthday today so make sure u wish him a happy b day

CHRISTOPHER TORRES is the sexiest individual!!

by EGGMAN March 15, 2022