lobonatico 

A lobonatico is a retarded wolf that was brought from a kitten fucking a lobster on a sea shore. He usually grows into a bitch even though he's a son of a bitch once he's brought on the earth surface.

Holy shit, look. It's a kitten riding a lobster. A lobonatico is being born.

lobonatico by Gayez August 18, 2023

loonatic 

Loona’s best song. This song will cleanse your soul. Make you levitate and is the closest you will get to heaven. Loona always slays

Sevyn: wow this song is so good omg

Yen: it’s loonatic by loona!

Sevyn: Loona always slays!!

loonatic by stan stayc and loona cunt April 23, 2022

loonatics 

Those who can be picked up for sex due to there preference for men advocating "hip" environmental causes.

Me: "Hey do you support saving the loons?"
Girl: "Oh my god, I didn't even know they were endangered"
Me: "Wanna go fuck"
Girl: "Totally"
Me: "Fuckin loonatics"

loonatics by Bignigjim October 23, 2007

loonatic 

Someone who goes totally bonkers from hearing da haunting trilling calls of a common aquatic bird.

Norman Thayer acts kinda weird on several occasions throughout da famous "On Golden Pond" movie; I wonder if this is due to da first stages of his becoming a loonatic?

loonatic by QuacksO August 27, 2022