lmldo
Laughing my little dick off
lmldo by Retard1234567890 September 26, 2011
LMDO
Laugh my dick off. A term used by frat boys who wish to focus an entire conversation on their genitalia.
Rick: Dude, I just came back from the hospital. I found out that I have terminal cancer.
Douchebag: LMDO. That sucks.
Rick:
Douchebag: Seriously, check out my dong.
Douchebag: LMDO. That sucks.
Rick:
Douchebag: Seriously, check out my dong.
LMDO by SirKrumpets July 27, 2009
Lmfdo
Laugh my fucking dick off.
Used in really any case where your friend or enemy or pet turtle texts you something funny.
Should not be used in cases where the person will blackmail you for laughing at what they said. Shown in example #2.
Used in really any case where your friend or enemy or pet turtle texts you something funny.
Should not be used in cases where the person will blackmail you for laughing at what they said. Shown in example #2.
1)While texting:
Person 1: "Damn she looks mad ratchet"
Person 2: "Lmfdo! Dude you're hilarious, that's so true though..."
2)
Person 1: "She looks like she gained some weight, poor girl. I heard she caught herpes too, shortly after her mother was killed in that car accident yesterday."
Person 2: "Lmfdo! Sucks to suck."
Person 1: "You're an asshole! We're no longer friends! I'm telling the whole school about how you're an ass-licking mother fucking gay rhino-raping fat piece of vanilla flavored shit in a dumpster full of fat rats drinking kool-aid riding unicycles while singing random justin bieber songs.... No nipple having bitch!!!"
Person 1: "Damn she looks mad ratchet"
Person 2: "Lmfdo! Dude you're hilarious, that's so true though..."
2)
Person 1: "She looks like she gained some weight, poor girl. I heard she caught herpes too, shortly after her mother was killed in that car accident yesterday."
Person 2: "Lmfdo! Sucks to suck."
Person 1: "You're an asshole! We're no longer friends! I'm telling the whole school about how you're an ass-licking mother fucking gay rhino-raping fat piece of vanilla flavored shit in a dumpster full of fat rats drinking kool-aid riding unicycles while singing random justin bieber songs.... No nipple having bitch!!!"
Lmfdo by Little Bit of Luck January 8, 2013
anycock'lldo
A chicken head who has no preference to a specific penis and would shout "anycock'lldo" to advertise her chicken-headedness.
"Did you know what your sister said to me Tom?"
"No...?"
"Anycock'lldo...because she is a slut, like your mom and dad."
"No...?"
"Anycock'lldo...because she is a slut, like your mom and dad."
anycock'lldo by Mackle September 19, 2006
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loldoesrblxya by thog1 April 16, 2021