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lmfaootf 

that was so funny i lmfaootf!
lmfaootf by excallibar May 30, 2006
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LMFAOROTF 

Entered when texting, chatting or e-mail as: LMFAOROTF
LMFAOROTF by Central Texas Dude July 20, 2010

LMFAOAOTFFTIFE

Laugh My Fucking Ass Off All Over The Fucking Floor Til I Fucking Explode. It is used when you read something really funny while instant messageing
Billy says:
Last night I gave my girlfriend an Alaskin Firedraggon. It was awesome, but she dumped me..
Jim says:
LMFAOAOTFFTIFE!!!
LMFAOAOTFFTIFE by Nunchanto March 15, 2007
Laughing my f-in ass off while on the floor
omg how did you get tickets to the tampon 200? Oh we pulled some strings and got good seats!!--Lmfaowotf that was gr8 !!
lmfaowotf by megan November 14, 2004

Lmfaorotftihsbicb 

Laughing my fucking ass off rolling on the floor till it hurts so bad i can't breath
That joke Bret told me so made me Lmfaorotftihsbicb!

LMFAOOTFAHMH 

Stands for "Laughing my fucking ass off of the floor and hit my head" and is used when you laughed so hard, you did indeed hit your head.
Fred: "Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights!"
George: "LMFAOOTFAHMH that was fucking hilarious"
LMFAOOTFAHMH by Dylon Contract March 8, 2009

lmfaorotfemctgbiaw 

laugh my fuckin ass off rolling on the floor even more cuz the grooms bride is a whore
Joey: Hey i just saw the funiest thing
Beth: Really What?
Joey: A MAN BE HIT BY A CAR!
Beth: lmfaorotfemctgbiaw
More from Urban Dictionary

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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