lmapa

you did a tik tok challenge to find your angle nam and your first name was a “L” and your moms beginning letters are “M” , “A” and your dads is “P” , “A”

my angle name is Lmapa whatever that means!

by BUUBBLLES November 23, 2020

Lampard

Moaning at the slightest issue or injustice due to over-sensitivity or to deflect attention away from one's own shortcomings.

"It was never a yellow card, but there was no need to have such a Lampard over it"

by football365247 July 29, 2020

Lampathy

A type of apathy whereby you can not find the energy to walk to the local shop to buy sugar, but can find the energy to go out and count the amount of steps between where you live and the shop in question. This phenomenon was discovered at the University of Wales Lampeter, Where it's name derives from.

Bob: We need more sugar.
Billy: CBA
Bob: I'll go, then. How Far is the shop?
Billy: <Getting up and putting coat on> Hang on, I'll find out.
Bob:That's Lampathy for you!

by PowellBar March 7, 2011

Frank Lampard

The best central midfielder in the country. Plays for Chelsea FC and has a fondness for walloping the ball from 30 yards

Super, Super Frank, Super, Super Frank, Super, Super Frank, Super Frankie Lampard

by Biddy February 20, 2005

Lapalottapuss

Lesbian dinosaur

Nosmo: "Archaeologists just unearthed the remains of two previously undiscovered female dinosaurs that were fossilized in the 69 position".

King: "Wonder what they will name them?"

Nosmo: "They are calling them Lapalottapuss"

King: "Wouldn't the plural be Lapalottapi?"

by The Who November 7, 2012

Frank Lampard

Frank James Lampard, Jr., (born 20 June 1978) is an English football player currently at Chelsea and previously with West Ham United and Swansea City. Lampard is a central midfielder known for his powerful long-range shots and prolific goalscoring abilities from midfield.

-Bob: did you know that Frank Lampard is Chelsea's highest scoring midfielder of all time.
-ManUnwanted: I only watch mainstream Shrek, C. Divealdo, and Ali G playing for retired Alex.

by Alkawi May 27, 2007

lmaoarotfbnq

Laughing my ass off, almost rolling on the floor, but not quite

Used in situations where you feel like your ass will fall off but your still sitting in your chair, about to start rolling on the floor

Example 1

Person #1 "Hahaha is that a guy or a girl?!"

Person #2 "LMAOAROTFBNQ! I don't know!!"

Example 2

Person #1 "OMG it's Mr Potato Head!"

Person #2 "ahahah I'm lmaoarotfbnq!"

by jman96 April 25, 2011