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Lampard
Moaning at the slightest issue or injustice due to over-sensitivity or to deflect attention away from one's own shortcomings.
Lampard by football365247 July 29, 2020
Lampathy
A type of apathy whereby you can not find the energy to walk to the local shop to buy sugar, but can find the energy to go out and count the amount of steps between where you live and the shop in question. This phenomenon was discovered at the University of Wales Lampeter, Where it's name derives from.
Frank Lampard
The best central midfielder in the country. Plays for Chelsea FC and has a fondness for walloping the ball from 30 yards
Frank Lampard by Biddy February 20, 2005
Lapalottapuss
Lesbian dinosaur
Nosmo: "Archaeologists just unearthed the remains of two previously undiscovered female dinosaurs that were fossilized in the 69 position".
King: "Wonder what they will name them?"
Nosmo: "They are calling them Lapalottapuss"
King: "Wouldn't the plural be Lapalottapi?"
King: "Wonder what they will name them?"
Nosmo: "They are calling them Lapalottapuss"
King: "Wouldn't the plural be Lapalottapi?"
Lapalottapuss by The Who November 7, 2012
Frank Lampard
Frank James Lampard, Jr., (born 20 June 1978) is an English football player currently at Chelsea and previously with West Ham United and Swansea City. Lampard is a central midfielder known for his powerful long-range shots and prolific goalscoring abilities from midfield.
-Bob: did you know that Frank Lampard is Chelsea's highest scoring midfielder of all time.
-ManUnwanted: I only watch mainstream Shrek, C. Divealdo, and Ali G playing for retired Alex.
-ManUnwanted: I only watch mainstream Shrek, C. Divealdo, and Ali G playing for retired Alex.
Frank Lampard by Alkawi May 27, 2007
lmaoarotfbnq
Laughing my ass off, almost rolling on the floor, but not quite
Used in situations where you feel like your ass will fall off but your still sitting in your chair, about to start rolling on the floor
Used in situations where you feel like your ass will fall off but your still sitting in your chair, about to start rolling on the floor
Example 1
Person #1 "Hahaha is that a guy or a girl?!"
Person #2 "LMAOAROTFBNQ! I don't know!!"
Example 2
Person #1 "OMG it's Mr Potato Head!"
Person #2 "ahahah I'm lmaoarotfbnq!"
Person #1 "Hahaha is that a guy or a girl?!"
Person #2 "LMAOAROTFBNQ! I don't know!!"
Example 2
Person #1 "OMG it's Mr Potato Head!"
Person #2 "ahahah I'm lmaoarotfbnq!"
lmaoarotfbnq by jman96 April 25, 2011
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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