lmaokales
Lmaokales is so nice
lmaokales by Kathyy mannit November 30, 2020
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lmaocakes
Lmaocakes are the primary diet of Johnny Xtreme. That and beer. He can often be seen jet skiing on crocodiles and fighting snakes on jetpacks while enjoying his favorite food. He loves them so much due to the lethality of lmaocakes to everyone else. Johnny Xtreme is so god damn extreme that the lmaocakes have no effect on him so he can go on with his ownage on the phonage and rockage of my sockage.
lmaocakes
lmaocakes are a very dangerous type of food, that once ingested causes you to 'laugh your ass off'. Sounds nice, however, as u laugh your parents disown you, you get aids, poop your pants and get attacked by wild polar bears. This sucks.
Yummmmm.... Lmaocakes....... ARHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (Dead)
lmaocakes by That guy that follows you April 18, 2007
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
jody
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.