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A man lizard with, half man half lizard. Every full moon it becomes full lizard. It lives in an unknown place, mysteriously, in its unknown natural habitat. It's said to be a myth, but be careful or you can be it's next victim!
A Lizardo is coming for you .
lizardo by Brad12111 March 14, 2017

bensy lizardo 

Bensy in usually the person to make huge screw ups in the friend group and she is very dumb sometimes. her friends love her and hate her and she can be very annoying sometimes.
many I hate you, you are being such a bensy lizardo
bensy lizardo by jerome1235 January 28, 2018

lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang 

A specific type of Art of Zoo porn. In which a woman is fucked by a pride of lions who cum on her face, then a conspiracy of lemurs cums on her face, they don't fuck her they just give her a facial, then a lounge of lizards drink the cum off her face.
Human 1: I jacked off to some lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang porn last night.
Human 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.

lizard people 

Shorthand for people in a position of high authority (usually politics) that are so disingenuous, machiavellian, and detached from the plight of common people that it's almost like they belong to another conspiring, self-serving race entirely.
"Once again, we must choose between two candidates chosen by our lizard people overlords."

Ho lotta lizard

And obese hooker who works truck lots.
Wonda Wonderpig was a Ho Lotta lizard, who worked off the lots on I-40.
Ho lotta lizard by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Lot lizard look 

Prostitutes with this look often wear Daisy Dukes, halters, have tattoos and look to truckers sexy, in a dirty way.
Yep, Wonda Wonderpig has the lot lizard look, alright!
Lot lizard look by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016