living will 

A type of inheritance-document which releases and distributes assets while the bequeather is "still with us"; particularly common among "unpopular" geezers with greedy impatient young heirs: said geezer fears that said heirs may conspire to "off him before his time" because they do not love or care for him personally, and so they just want him out of the way so they can get their grabby hands on his money sooner. So this kind of WILL may better insure that he can go on LIVING a while longer; it also allows him to monitor and stipulate how his money is being used, something he could not do after his death.

Seniors club member #1: You mean to tell me that you gave your nephews their inheritance money now?! How come?
Seniors club member #2: Oh, just a precaution in an effort to live longer --- a living will is cheaper than hiring a bodyguard!

living will by QuacksO December 28, 2011

political living will 

Running mate, political successor or protege.

The vice presidential choice has become the political living will of the president. In the past some Presidential condidates picked a wacko vice presidential candidate to assure they were not assassinated or impeached.

political living will by mlhiss August 3, 2020

Livin' like will 

A phrase that personifies living life based on the Japanese principle of Ichigo-Ichie meaning a "once-in-a-lifetime encounter.” The best way to do this, is by always having a camera ready to record on the go. If everything is a once in a lifetime encounter, might as well capture it so that they last forever ;)

Kevin: James! Why does your friend record's every single thing that happens?

James: You could say coz he's livin' like will...

Livin' like will by PsiVonPhi April 14, 2022

Livin’ the Willie Way

a term used in the south for smoking weed. started by country singer and weed advocate, Willie Nelson.

Jake: Yo dude, I was livin’ the willie way last weekend!
Taylor: Lucky! I wish i could be livin the willie way.

Livin’ the Willie Way by Aircarekid May 22, 2021

William James Livings 

William James livings is a disturbed type of beast, he likes sticking his hands in his mouth after peeling off parts of his fungal disease from his foot. Not only that, it makes a habit of snotting on people’s shoulders, while pleasing themselves. Stay away

I’m distgusted it’s a “William James Livings”

William James Livings by Angus Hands February 19, 2024