living will

A type of inheritance-document which releases and distributes assets while the bequeather is "still with us"; particularly common among "unpopular" geezers with greedy impatient young heirs: said geezer fears that said heirs may conspire to "off him before his time" because they do not love or care for him personally, and so they just want him out of the way so they can get their grabby hands on his money sooner. So this kind of WILL may better insure that he can go on LIVING a while longer; it also allows him to monitor and stipulate how his money is being used, something he could not do after his death.

Seniors club member #1: You mean to tell me that you gave your nephews their inheritance money now?! How come?
Seniors club member #2: Oh, just a precaution in an effort to live longer --- a living will is cheaper than hiring a bodyguard!

by QuacksO December 26, 2011

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live a live

Live a Live is a squaresoft RPG released on Septemeber 2 of 1994 and then, unoficially translated in English, is well known for it's interesting mechanics and gameplay aswell the incredible and outstanding music made by Yoko Shimomura, the same person who composed music for games like Kindgdom Hearts, and the later entries of Mario & Luigi RPG.

RPG Player No.1: Man, i've been playing some old Final Fantasy games on my SNES, i wish to have something like that
RPG Player No.2: You should play Live A Live!, it's one of the most obscure games in the RPG genre, aswell one of the good games that Square made when they didn't fucked up by combining with Enix
RPG Player No.1: Seems good, i'll try it later.

by Live A Live June 18, 2015

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