livermored 

The result of actions by an imcompetant tech which work sufficiently to "shut people up" but cause problems for everyone else later on.

"Fuck, this case is livermored, it'll take me ages to fix it!"

livermored by MiggyMan March 23, 2005

Livermorium 

The 116 element on the periodic table of elements. It is a synthetic superheavy metal. Symbol is Lv and atomic mass is 292 u. Used to be known as Ununhexium (Uuh). Named on 31 May 2012 after the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in Livermore, California.

Chemist: Hey, could you pass the Ununhexium?
Other Chemist: Dude, it was renamed Livermorium days ago, get it right.

Livermorium by norcal gal February 4, 2013

Livermore 

Livermore's a town full of sad kids who drink too much and drug it up, and go dumb to country or rap. When we tell people we're from Livermore they ask where it's at and we just say near Oakland or San Fran.

Livermore? What's that?
It's like 40 minutes away from San Fran.

Livermore by lissylol October 25, 2016

livermore effect 

It is an educational process that occurs when a patient realizes that their health provider is so incompetent or unhelpful, that they are forced to find ways to heal their self.

Due to mistakes and high costs, our current healthcare system has caused many people to fall victim to the Livermore effect.

livermore effect by asisee May 30, 2018

Livermore 

This goes for late-night.

When everything else is closed, but you are still awake this is what you do:

Go to the Donut Wheel.

Go to Nation's Burger and pick up a milkshake.

Go check out how destructed our downtown has become.

Well thats about it. Livermore, Lovermore, LiveForMore, has been trying to make our city look better, at the same time ruin all entertainment and activity. You tell me if that sounds counter-productive.

Donuts and milkshakes at 4am.

Yay Livermore

Livermore by David Benterou September 10, 2006

Livermore 

A town where people need more healthy livers because everyone drinks away their boredom.

"Hey we're in Livermore, what should we do?"
"Drink?"
"What are our other options?"
"Drink more?"

Livermore by Don't Contact Me I'm Unstable2 April 23, 2010

Livermore 

An Eastern Bay Area city where half the population are ranchers and the other half are wanna be thugs. Great if you want to consider yourself a Bay Area resident but don't actually want to live there. If you go to the top of the parking garage there will always be someone ready to sell you drugs. Lots of wine, downtown is alright, schools are eh, people are eh, hills are cool, windmills are relaxing, lab might explode any second, city has an element named after it, worlds longest lasting light bulb, and donuts. Need I say more?

Historian: Did you know they named it Livermore because of all the clinically depressed teenagers who drink themselves till their livers collapse?

Person: Wow, you learn something new everyday

Livermore by papaParr June 3, 2017