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A group of people who are purposely vague in order to seek attention or so they can sound smarter than the person they are talking to by explaining a simple concept further
Not asking about other people's problems and constantly exaggerating

A: "Ow I hurt my arm"
B: "Hmm" or "Nice"
A: "Stop being a Litpost-er and being so vague so you can get more attention and help me"

or

A: "OMG this character just did this in a tv show"
B: "Just tell us what they did and stop begging for replies"
Litpost by YOURMOMISYOURMOM May 9, 2021
When the posts are just too lit to handle. Derived from Lit + Post
That’s a very litpost

Jake: Hey check out this gif of Weiser doing a backflip!

Corey: Respectfully, that post is bussin. What a litpost!
A group of sussy boys and girls who have nothing better to do than openly vent and accuse each other of being the impostor.
Mati: hey is that the litpost table?
Ronnie: yessir my boy, you can clearly tell because they connected two tables just to add two extra seats, because when you connect two tables you lose two full table lengths of seating so the added seats are very few for the table space used.
Mati: Sickkk let’s head over there and gobble some glizzies
Litpost by lol my name is lol January 9, 2022

Litost [Lee' - toast] 

Litost is a nearly untranslatable Czech word, a state of feeling miserable and humiliated. “Litost is a state of torment created by the sudden sight of one’s own misery,” - The Book of Laughter and Forgetting by Milan Kundera. Litost connects insult to revenge, with desire to strike back at the perceived source of one’s shame.
For example: double-litost, double-revenge Tupac Shakur vs. Notorious B.I.G.
Litost [Lee' - toast] by B. McDoc September 6, 2005

lipostuffin 

The opposite of liposuction, lipostuffin is when a person actually goes through a process to gain fat instead of losing it. Although lipostuffin can be used in reference to anyone attempting to gain fat it is specifically used for those who are attracted to larger individuals, and wish to see them pack on a few extra pounds in order to increase their sex appeal.
Normal Friend: That girl over there is a total babe.

Fat Loving Friend: Yeah she's alright she could use some lipostuffin before I'd go for her though.
lipostuffin by woo!party December 31, 2009
In among us: Anyone who can’t get a kill the entire game
I was a limposter last round. I’m pretty limp now. Had a big juicy boner but now it’s just lost to limpness
Limposter by Obiwan723 January 19, 2021
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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