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Lifter's Leak 

A condition experienced during a workout caused by lifting heavy weights. Generally, occurs when performing squats. Lifter's Leak transpires when the weight being lifted offsets the ability to keep one's sphincter clamped shut. As a result, more energy and focus is required to lift the weight resulting in a momentary of loss of control of the anal sphincter during which time flatulence or a combination of flatulence and feces will leak out. The lifter will generally react by quickly clamping the sphincter muscle to permit only a minor release. However, this is often results in a prompt termination of the workout or worse, complete loss of control of the weights being lifted.
During his early morning workout, Juan regretted his prior evening out on the town whereby he consumed copious amounts of fresh oysters and Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. During the third rep of his squat routine, Juan lost control and suffered from Lifter's Leak. To prevent a full on shart, Juan slammed the weights to the floor and quickly ran to the locker room ending his routine prematurely.
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Lifter's curse 

The lifter's curse goes as is " Those who are able to pull heavy weights will be cursed to never be able to pull women so long as they continue to lift heavy weights"
Dude... I think Daniel has the lifter's curse, he's been single for way too long and hits way too many PRs

weight lifter's erections 

When one is lifting, causing the veins in their arm to pop out as a result of this.
I was lifting yesterday, when suddenly, suddenly, I got some weight lifter's erections.
An abbreviation of the term "see you later". Like the term "see you later," it is not always meant in the literal sense.
Person 1: Well, I have to go.
Person 2: Mmmkay, bye.
Person 1: S'later.
S'later by FatallyYours January 6, 2006

E-liter 4k scope 

The weapon with the longest range of all the Splatoon 2 game. Categorized as a sniper weapon, it takes a long time to charge, but unleashes a powerful linear shot that can kill any player instantly. It is most used by japanese players that want to show to the world their supremacy at aiming like gods. People that are not good enough to use it, which is like 99% of all players, find it cancer, and, as someone said "it makes me wanna throw my switch out the window"
The E-liter 4k scope makes me wanna commit die because I always get killed out of nowhere
E-liter 4k scope by Vadvid July 25, 2020

Dean's Lister 

A person who has no social life. He/she will give up going to hang out with friends to study for tests. Many believe they sleep with their Biology books. In school they maintain a 95 average, are 2 min early for classes, fail a minimum of one test, and think they are better then everyone else never doing any favors for anyone. These people are in summary full of themself.
Alyssa: omg i slept wit my bio book!
Josue: really? man u a dean lister, so can i have math homework?
Alyssa: NO! IM GOIN TO STAY HOME AND DO GEOMETRY INSTEAD OF GOING TO THE MOVIES!
Dean's Lister by Josue Snow June 15, 2006
a time-saving form of see you later.
girl: Goodbye
boy: S'later
s'later by Jennesa August 21, 2005