Listener's Block 

The inability to choose a song to play when confronted with a large iTunes library. Similar concept as "Writer's Block"

Bro1: Dude, hurry up and pick a song to play, this party is dying!

Bro2: I can't man! Too many songs to choose from! I've got a serious case of Listener's Block.

Listener's Block by simbrose May 20, 2011

Let’s check his monthly listeners 

When ksi has no comeback left

Ayo fam let’s check his monthly listeners

Let’s check his monthly listeners by Fatneek May 21, 2021

Switch listener 

A person gifted at switching from them listening to you to you listening to them.

Noun

1. “I tried 10 times to tell Karen about my new apartment and every time, before I even knew what had happened, we were talking about her problems with her boyfriend. I felt like I was on a bad drug or something.”

2. I know, the girl’s a natural born switch listener

Switch listener by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Secret listener 

Someone who, often accidentally, secretly listens to another person taking doing a turd.

Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.

John: “I need a turd, but I’m worried there might be secret listeners”

Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”

Secret listener by Geoff The Penguin October 28, 2021

Monthly Listeners

An excuse KSI uses against people who call his music shit

Guy: Ur music is shit
Ksi: Lets see ur monthly listeners then

Monthly Listeners by ChinkyCurry August 2, 2020

Mitski listener 

A Mitski listener is a person with really good music taste but really bad mental health. People who listen to Mitski are also very attractive.

Person:"she's so cool, she must be a Mitski listener!!"

Mitski listener by catpiss69 November 25, 2021

designated listener 

The person in a group of skiiers or snowboarders who is not listening to an ipod and therefore has the respnsibility of warning the others of avalanches.

left out person/ loser: To bad everyone going on the ski trip are either iboarders or iskiiers, i don't wanna be the designated listener.. i am not their bitch- you know what, i'm gonna start my own club.. us with old-school walkmans.. we will be the walkboarding and walkskiing club!
girl: uhhh ok good luck with that... freak

designated listener by shaun white is a hottiee April 21, 2006