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Lisa Johnson 

A girl who plays with Littlest Pet Shops and tap dances in grocery stores. Doesn’t know how to tie shoes and doesn’t shut the fuck up about dinosaurs.
Person 1: Hey! There’s Lisa Johnson!
Person 2: Yeah, I knew heard some clicking!
Lisa Johnson by NotVivian October 3, 2021

LISA: The Joyful 

peak dlc for an already peak game
LISA: The Joyful is fucking peak

lisa and jonathan 

Lisa and Jonathan are such a cute couple. Don't you think reyes.
You know chuck . Lisa and Jonathan have the cutest little ones. Yes I agree too.

lisa nicole johnson 

Lisa is a name givin to only the most beautiful of girls. They are sexy as fuck and will do anything to find the love of there life. Any guy would be lucky to have one but very few are lucky enough to find one and when they do they normally ruin it. The name lisa means beautiful, smart, sexy, funny , they can have a dirty side and they love good guys. I personally have fell in love with a lisa and her full name is lisa Nicole Johnson. She loves to say rawr and she Is perfect for me
I love lisa Nicole johnson

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026