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Rubber balls & liquor 

Origin: grade school

Definition: What you did to your girlfriend last night.
Kid 1: What did you have for breakfast yesterday?
Kid 2: Rubber balls & liquor
Kid 1: What did you have for lunch yesterday?
Kid 2: Rubber balls & liquor
Kid 1: What did you do to your girlfriend last night?
Kid 2: Rub 'er balls & lick 'er

Liquor Ball Sandwich 

Just get lubed up between them with a bottle of liquor
Yo so two girls invited me over to the hot tub tonight. So I had to go over and make a liquor ball sandwich.

Liquor Ball Sandwich 

Just get lubed up between them with a bottle of liquor.
Yo two girls just invited me to a hot tub. The only right thing to do is make a liquor ball sandwich.