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liquidate the assets 

When you've been backed up for several days and you have to resort to some sort of magnesium or saline laxative, or enema, to take care of business.
Oh man, I've been backed up for several days now, I think it's time to liquidate the assets!
liquidate the assets by Mr. Quackens February 26, 2017
Verb (American slang): to kill another human being.
After the protection money was not delivered, Capone ordered Frank Nitti to liquidate the malefactor.
liquidate by speedog June 23, 2010

Liquidizler 

Someone that pee's on his balls . when sitting down too pee. this usually means they have a rather small penis which results in the peeing on the balls .
Oh snap , i just Liquidizler my balls with my small penis , i wish i had a longer penis so this wouldn't happen.
Liquidizler by trackereactor July 23, 2009

liquidafied

The act of someones brain turning to liquid. It will become liquidafied and it may come out the nose or ears.
That person died of extreme liquidafied.
liquidafied by Biggarrett January 29, 2009

liquidate your ass 

To frick someones bum repeatedly and without mercy
"John just said 'I'm gonna liquidate your ass' so I guess that means I'm shitting pancakes for a while
liquidate your ass by Hungbull36 December 14, 2014
In the dating world to liquidate is the act of "dumping" without notice or to actively seek to not hangout with opposite members of your sex in which you previously showed or faked an interest in to start anew or "fresh"

The act of Liquidation is commonly linked to players and general whores/sluts.

The commonly Liquidated consists of but is not limited to normal run of the mill plain Jane's or Joe Shmoe's.

To preform you must have a date interest that you have been seeing for about a week or two then without warning or notice when they think everything is going alright you sever all contact for your various reasons. ex: His/Her laugh is annoying, i don't like that he/she smokes, He/She talks about themselves and their issues constantly, he's/she's pretty hot and we have allot in common and he/she really seems to be interested in me but i would rather be single for no apparent reason.
"Hey man you know those 2 girls I've been seeing...Liquidated, I'm done with em!"

"Yeah dude she was really cool and i can tell she is into me big time...Liquidated!"

"Yeah the first date went great, we talked and shared allot about each other i felt a connection its just to bad I'm never going to call"
Liquidate by Dgriffy February 5, 2009