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A cult supporting the Non-Existent Self-Proclaimed Pagan God, Linus. Spends their time fulfilling the roles Linus bestowed onto them including fapping, giving blowjobs and bdsmed by Linus
Tom: Be careful! That person is a Linii!
Linii by crappybull May 7, 2013
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An amazing girl. She always looks out for you and is a great friend. She really cares about you and she is a kick ass smurf goku warrior. Keep her as a friend and don't lose her.

PS: There's only one more person that is an equal contender and some say is more awesomer than her... his name is Anthony or Tony for short.
Linzie because Lindsay's are lame.
linzie by TunaNoCrust December 20, 2015
An outgoing individual who’s probably the most genuine person on earth. Typically very attractive and has a sex appeal that everyone wants a piece of. She can be a tease, but she does it cause she loves to make everyone feel wanted. Funny when she wants to be, but can be taken seriously at the right moments. But don’t take her for granted. Cause once she feels like she’s not important to you, she’ll stop engaging.
Man, I’ve always wanted Linzi for myself. She’s literally everything I’ve ever wanted in one being.
Linzi by LegitimateLizard November 12, 2019
is the most awesome kind of perosn who loves chocolate and is the best.
linzi by linzi linzi linzi November 22, 2010
A little 5 foot 2 inch scene kid with big babydoll eyes and known for being called "baby coon." She has aspirations of going to Harvard and wants to model. She isn't short, only "fun-sized" and very "portable." Not to mention, she's very deliciously tasty.
Wow, Linzi is totally awesome!
Linzi by BabyCoon August 2, 2008
Blonde, blue eyes, 5'8 and a crackin figure. (In other words tasty!!!)
(Boy see's a girl with - see above)
Wow, she's Linzi!!!
Linzi by Steve June 6, 2003