lingxi

A person who’s your best friend. A soulmate. Someone who’s almost too good to be true. They’re one of the best people you’ll meet, unexpectedly.

I really like him, he’s perfect for me, I think he’s my lingxi

by HellyKitty101 November 20, 2021

lungxiety

The general feeling of anxiety in the lungs and upper tracheal area usually caused by The inhalation of marijuana products such as concentrates. Symptoms include difficulty breathing, heavy coughing, sweating, and the feeling you might pass out. This may last 5 - 10 minutes after heavy use of extracts followed by a period of bliss.

I just took a fat dab and now I have terrible lungxiety.

by 2tips wit it July 24, 2020

cunning linguist

A clever play on words to use in place of the word wordcunnilingus/word. The first play on words being of the similar sound, one who thinks a bit more about it will realize a "cunning linguist" would be someone who is skilled at speaking, implying the mouth, thus, someone skilled with their mouth.

Hey Suzie, my friends say I am quite the cunning linguist

by Good4u April 28, 2003

Make fun of Langxion Day

April 19th is the day where you can fucking bully discord user Langxion from the squiddo discord.

I'm hyped for make fun of Langxion day he's such a bitch.

by deadassbitchassdeadass April 19, 2021

cunning linguist

The term "cunning linguist" is a clever play on the word cunnilingus. It is clever for 3 reasons:

1) "Cunning linguist" simply sounds astonishingly similar to cunnilingus.

2) Whoever discovered the phrase "cunning linguist" certainly was one.

3) A "cunning linguist" would have a dexterous mouth, aiding him or her in the act of cunnilingus.

This word play is a triple whammy!

The cunning linguist was adept at cunnilingus and inventing clever phrases.

by MC Mikey October 1, 2007

Linguine

(Verb) The act of beating the shit out of someone's legs so that they cannot walk while leaving their upper body untouched.

"Why's Jim on crutches?"

"He got linguined afterschool Friday when Bill found out he had fucked Stacy."

by DeepFriedTofu January 11, 2021

linguini

A guy that cant stop saying /sx after all his sentences like a complete degenerate

linguini needs to shut the fuck up /sx

by strawberryjuuuce April 19, 2021