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linkdarkside 

One who smells like Grunty poo and masturbates to angsty emos.
Dude, your such a linkdarkside.
linkdarkside by The_Rebirth May 23, 2006

linkdarkside 

An idiot Gamespot user that goes to the .hack//G.U. board on GameFAQs despite the lack of friends he has their. He stopped going to school after his Freshman year, because of this his grammar and spelling is very weak. An example is that he couldn't spell harassment and wrote " haraseng ment."

His last name is Laboy. Despite being on the internet, he can't make comebacks or stand up for himself and seeks Moderators to do his work. the person who hates him the most is The_Rebirth because the little weenie got the Moderators to deal with him causing him the loss of 33 karma points.

Linkdarkside is hated by all on the internet, skaters pee in his mouth.
Don't be a linkdarkside, he smells like Grunty poo.
linkdarkside by The_Rebirth May 23, 2006

lingotarded

Someone who is learning to speak English although cannot even form sentences grammatically, characterized by a severe case of inability to recognize how pathetic he or she appears to her English speaking peers.. Normally discriminated by language professors, linguists, philologists and bibliomaniacs like me.
I just spoke to a lingotarded fellow from China and vexation generated by the disabled creature was more than I could handle.
lingotarded by bibliomane June 16, 2013
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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