linded 

tr.v. Offensive. linded, lind*ing, linds

To bargain shrewdly or unfairly with. Often used with down. esp. in football pools.

To haggle so as to reduce (a price). Often used with down. esp. in football pools.

Alternate definition

To make an extremely poor deal. ie Dwight Freeney for $1 Million dollars.

Syn for jewed

That motherfucker is trying to lind me.

linded by American Heritage Dictionary July 12, 2004

Mike Lindell 

This diehard Trump supporter peddles overpriced POS pillows on Fox News and other right-wing infotainment channels. The BBB gives his company a failing grade for not responding to numerous complaints about his business practices, even posting canned messages that the aforementioned organization isn’t legit.

Donald Trump picked some real winners including that My Pillow weirdo, Mike Lindell. He looks like Chester, the Molester.

Mike Lindell by The Real Canadian February 6, 2021

Lindell 

When someone sleeps on a pillow that someone else spooged on, they've gotten a Lindell (from Mike Lindell, the My Pillow guy).

Last night I jerked off on my girlfriend's pillow. She got a fuckin' Lindell!

Lindell by JayTiler69 September 6, 2021

Dutch Van Der Linde

Leader of the Van Der Linde Gang, and is the main antagonist in Red Dead Redemption. He likes people to have some goddamn faith and has an unhealthy obsession with "moneh"

Some quotes by Dutch Van Der Linde include:
"Have some goddamn faith"
"We just need some more money
" We need to make some more noise!"

Dutch Van Der Linde by Snake142 February 3, 2019

lindened 

verb: Screwed up, botched, ruined. Something is said to be "lindened" when a situation is made worse by an action that was intended to make things better.

This word originated in the Second Life community in response to the chronic troubles following Second Life upgrades.

My brakes were squeaking a bit so I got them worked on - now they are completely lindened - it won't stop at all.

lindened by nobodynoneofyourbusiness May 4, 2007

lindened 

made worse by an attempt at improvement

The car was having some troubles before I got my cousin to work on it, but now I can't drive it at all, it's totally lindened.

lindened by DracoVulkan May 9, 2007

LinkedIn 

An online forum originally intended for professional people to form links with others that they know and trust professionally in order to further their own and their company’s business interests. LinkedIn was co-founded by Reid Hoffman who was previously Executive Vice President in charge of business and corporate development for PayPal and was launched in 2003. Unfortunately, like so many other things (Urban Dictionary for example), it has been overrun by talentless, self-aggrandising wannabes who have nothing to offer the workplace except copious quantities of bullshit.
Interestingly, Hoffman stated that 27 percent of LinkedIn subscribers are recruiters; perhaps this would explain why using recruiters to solve a staffing problem is usually a complete disaster, they’re so full of their own bullshit they believe everyone else’s.

“Have you heard that Malcolm has put up a profile on LinkedIn? Delusions of grandeur or what!”
“Delusions of grandeur? That fuckwit Heale shouldn’t even have delusions of adequacy!”

LinkedIn by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016