limp pimp 

A pimp who suffers from erectile dysfunction.

Look at that limp pimp he can't get it up.

limp pimp by Awwstin Powers April 26, 2010

limp pimp 

A man who was attractive in the past, but has lost all charm and is no longer desired

Steve Buschemi is such a limp pimp.

limp pimp by whoisgary November 14, 2016

Limp pimp 

A conventional pimp whomst does not in any way mix business with pleasure.

Remember that guy George we met? that guy is such a limp pimp!

Limp pimp by dad that has too much too drin August 9, 2017

limp pimp 

To be someone that is not a pro pimp.

Chris talks about bein a pro pimp all the time but hes just a limp pimp.

limp pimp by Gamerscomplete February 2, 2009

pimp limp 

when walking, every time you step there is a limp with one leg or thy other, while at the same time dipping the same shoulder. Must have attitude, and a bit of a strut.

When Snoop entered the room he had a pimp limp, then everyone knew he was the shiznit.

pimp limp by Greg brisbon July 22, 2006

limp to pimp 

A term describing an action, event or object that makes someone instantly more attractive.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Scott traded in his Pinto?

Girl 2: Hell yeah! His new Mustang got him from limp to pimp in 3.2 seconds!

limp to pimp by Jessimus Maximus April 25, 2008

Dirty Pimp Limp 

A variation on bagpiping in which a man puts his throbbing stonker in the back of someones knee.

John: I met this bird at a party the other night. I took her home to smash her pasty but she was on the blob so I ended up giving her a dirty pimp limp.

Dave: Top drawer mate.

Dirty Pimp Limp by Doombadger October 27, 2010