Lil Johnny 

Someone who has a dick four inches or under but has big dick energy and constantly tries to get laid because is thirsty af. Is too desperate due to the fact that he knows his dick is microscopic and will try to get any girl even if they show no interest in him because he knows that there is no hope. They are severely turned on by rejection and get hard to girls who disrespect him. Gets salty when left ignored and spreads rumors of rape, yet continues to try to get laid by the same girl. On the bright side, his pull out game is strong because there's nothing to pull out nor put in. He is lowkey a douche and still hits her up for nudes to jack off with his nonexistent dick.

Yo that dude is such a Lil Johnny, he has been texting the same girl since July and she is not even interested in him. They have never even hung out yet he refers to her as his girlfriend. She is trying to get with his best friend but, him being the Lil Johnny that he is, hasn't given up and still tries to make plans so she can blow him.

Damn, your Lil Johnny is tiny!!! How can you even try to get girls with that??

Lil Johnny by yUNgJeLLYbEAN January 27, 2019

lil johnny 

New Zealand's drift king. Often spotted drifting in a Nissan Cefiro.

yofuk yo lil johnny, hit it! HIT IT NIGGA! YEEEEEAAHHHH!

lil johnny by katsukid October 26, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016