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Like Rape

Abusing a Facebook function where you can "like" a friend's status or wall activity.

Like raping would consist of liking at least the last 50 activity notes on any one person's profile page, resulting in a copious and rather annoying amount of activity notifications.
Michelle: I just logged on to Facebook and I had 843 notifications. What the hell is going on?
Lee: Haha, Sam must've like raped you.
Michelle: Yes he did. How annoying! Now all my important notifications are lost within this rubbish.

Faye: It's Michelle's birthday today. Are you going to bake her a cake?
Sam: No, I'm going to Facebook like rape her instead.
by Sam Cornwell June 20, 2009
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'like' rape

Where someone overuses the 'like' feature on Facebook only on another particular person's wall.
'Hey man, you, like, 'like' raped my wall. You're such a fag!'

Not to be confuesd with: 'I like rape'
by BabyLamb April 10, 2009
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Showering like a rape victim

This is what you do after an alcohol induced hook-up with someone unattractive.
Danny: Dude...I got with Pam last night
Eric: PAM? You mean 250 pound saggy double D Pam?
Danny: ...Yeah man...I was too drunk dude
Eric: I bet she loved it man
Danny: Dude, I was showering like a rape victim this morning.
Eric: LOL
by pwntasticoBG October 24, 2008
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Rape Is Like Candy

Rape is like candy, it's easy to take from babies and retards.

Originally Said by Tim Henson of the Distorted View Podcast. It's a meme among fans of the show.
Rape is like candy, It's easy to take from a baby.
by Kuja T November 28, 2007
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Sweating like a nigger on a rape charge

Sweating profusely. Comes from the fact that any black man accused of rape will be sent down, regardless of evidence.
"Fuck me it's hot today, i'm sweating like a nigger on a rape charge!"
by Why do I have to sign up?! January 7, 2010
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The term "sweatin like nigga on a rape charge" dates right back as far as to when white man, first layed eyes on a hard working black man sweatin as he ran his daily errands and went about his business.
Simon - Dude.. suss how much Clayton is sweatin today what the fuck

Adrian - Yeah man.. hes on a rape charge i bet you would be sweatin too cunt

Simon - No shit dude.. i definitely would be sweatin like a nigga on a rape charge
by M Sizz January 11, 2017
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It's Not Rape If You Like It ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A way of creeping out one of your friends. Preferably one who isn't perverted.
Person 1: "Hey how are you doing today?"
Person 2: "It's not rape if you like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Person 1: "Oh god!" ~runs away~
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