like I was like 

A declaration of intent to express one's state of mind. Spoken by people with a limited vocabulary.

Like I was like OMG!

like I was like by d3qu April 19, 2018

i was like 

1. a replacement for the words "i said", used most commonly by teenagers telling a story

2. a filler to add a dramatic edge to a story

so i was like, okay you need to leave and he was like, well i'm taking my cat with me

i was like, sooo drunk and i made out with a lamp

i was like by itsyagirlmeg July 9, 2011

and i was like ahh

Obnoxious people use this phrase after they have recited an anecdote about their petty tribulations.

This is to compensate for their complete absence of wit or original insight into anything.

Teenage girl drops her lipstick.

Girl: Omigod becki, this morning i was like, putting my lipstick on, and then i dropped it and there was lipstick like alllllll over the floor and i was like AHH!!!!
Boy: uhhh... how exactly can you be "like ahh"?
Girl: I apologise for my poor use of English. I tend to use "like" as an all-purpose word. Yes, I was slightly disgrunted at the time, but I wasn't physically comparable to a sound, nor did I actually raise my hands in the air and shout "AHH!"
Boy: I think makeup and clothes stores contain brain-destroying chemicals.
Girl: Help me.

and i was like ahh by fanboy January 1, 2005

I was like 

I said. Used when recounting something said, to idicate that the dialogue to follow may be a paraphrase.

Yesterday, Jesse pulled my hair again, and I was like "You are annoying"!

I was like by Nicole Mitchell January 6, 2008

And I was like,...really? 

Phrase that at once concludes a narrative and indicates that all of the narrative details that have preceded this phrase have squandered irrecoverable moments of your life.

{Blah, blah, bitch, bitch, piss and moan}. And I was like,...really?

And I was like,...really? by 6semitones March 14, 2011

i was like 

a crucial component to teenage story telling, to describe the storytellers view on said story.

white girl: "Nikki was like with him the whole night...i was like what a slut."

black dude: "this bitch wouldn't leave me the fuck alone! i was like damn bitch, you aint even that pretty, plus you aint got no ass."

i was like by diddy kong September 19, 2009

and i was like what the fuck 

a phrase used by the polock dan, when something is just like WTF!!!

I looked at how much my books cost "and i was like what the fuck!!!"

and i was like what the fuck by polock dan January 17, 2004