Definitions by d3qu

wet dreams make cum 

Mondegreen of "What Dreams May Come", a 1998 American fantasy drama film, starring Robin Williams and Cuba Gooding Jr. Unsurprisingly it is also the name of a pornographic film. Be careful not to confuse them.

(over phone)

Person 1: I saw What Dreams May Come last night, it made me cry.
Person 2: Wet dreams make cum? It made me blow!

wet dreams make cum by d3qu July 22, 2018

like I was like 

A declaration of intent to express one's state of mind. Spoken by people with a limited vocabulary.

Like I was like OMG!

like I was like by d3qu April 19, 2018

Pushed pork 

Pulled pork after its been digested and excreted by the human body.

Hey Phil, how was that pulled pork sandwich you had for lunch yesterday?
"It was delicious, as a matter of fact I made pushed pork this morning, if you know what I mean."

Pushed pork by d3qu July 3, 2017

pot breakfast 

A breakfast consisting of cannabinoids. A taste of tetrahydrocannabinol to get you going in the morning.

On Saturday I had a pot breakfast followed by a lazy lunch.

pot breakfast by d3qu December 30, 2016