Lights On
Being in the Spotlight.
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Lights-On
adj. used to signify to a friend in public that you think a particular girl is sexable. meaning that you would fuck her with the 'lights on' rather than off.
guy A: did you see that latin chick? totally lights-on.
guy b: latin chicks are a lights-off for me dood.
guy A: what about asian chicks?
guy B: hellz yeah! spotlights-on!
guy b: latin chicks are a lights-off for me dood.
guy A: what about asian chicks?
guy B: hellz yeah! spotlights-on!
Lights-On by BenSquared. January 11, 2009
lights on no one's home
lights on no one's home by highboi May 14, 2018
Alexa Lights On’d
When someone comes over to another person’s house to have sex and then is just being a tease - the person who is being teased says Alexa lights on and tosses them into an Uber. 86’d kibosh
Alexa Lights On’d by Mmmstorm June 28, 2018
Turn your lights on you idiot
What you say to yourself when you see someone driving with their headlights off at night.
These people seem to not have a clue that the street in front of them is dark. The most likely causes of this idiocy are car gauges are automatically illuminated even with the headlight switch off making one think that their lights are on...or one thinks they have their switch on auto headlights when it is not.
These people seem to not have a clue that the street in front of them is dark. The most likely causes of this idiocy are car gauges are automatically illuminated even with the headlight switch off making one think that their lights are on...or one thinks they have their switch on auto headlights when it is not.
Turn your lights on you idiot by cpetkunas June 12, 2019
The Ambulance has got it's lights on
Phrase used to convey to the current occupant of a toilet that the speaker on the wrong side of the door is in urgent need to use the faculties. Time is of the essence in order to avoid an unfortunate episode of self pollution of the under garments. To convey in the fullest sense that an emergency is in progress and the current occupant should get out of the way immediately .
For crying out loud Love, put your lippy on downstairs.....I'm stood out here and the ambulance has got it's lights on
The Ambulance has got it's lights on by Quantum Leaper June 5, 2010
Ready lights on
Nipples poking through a chick's shirt. Back in the day, B-52 bombers carrying nuclear weapons had a process whereby they would flip some switches to arm their bombs. Above each switch was a raised bulb that would light up when the bombs were ready to explode if dropped. A bombardier would say "Ready lights on" as a way to let everyone else know that he was ready to do some damage. The expression then came to be a way for aircraft personnel to call attention to nipples showing up the way ready lights would.
Ready lights on by Craig56 April 26, 2007
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