lifuja 

a typo of the name ‘lidija’, also THAT bitch

person 1: Lifuja is the baddest bitch out there
person 2: ikr

lifuja by lilly_sel_bts_stannnn January 20, 2019

lifejacket 

When a chick comes up behind you, clothed or unclothed, and her boobs rest over your shoulders and around your neck resembling an emergency life-vest.

While trapped in a cave, Grant stayed alive by falling asleep in the security and warmth of his best friend's lifejacket; even though it was a little gay.

lifejacket by cowtipn January 29, 2007

liftjacker 

A person who takes control of an elevator (lift) by pressing every button OUTSIDE the lift by running down/up the stairs.

The person watches a crowd go down/up the elevator, the person then runs down/up the stairs and presses the down/up button so that the elevator stops on that floor when no one is waiting to get on. The liftjacker keeps repeating until he/she reaches the top or bottom floor or until he gets caught where he runs out of sight for his next "act of terror".

This causes huge outbursts of anger and annoyance.

Jack: I'm late for work thanks to that liftjacker!!

liftjacker by Downtown Wtf March 15, 2009

lifejack 

referring to something that hijacks your life, usually an addiction of some sort

1. Everquest 2 and World of Warcraft have lifejacked my friends.

2. Too bad heroin lifejacked Danny...he used to be an okay guy.

lifejack by Godemperor June 11, 2006

penis lifejacket

When you wrap your dick in foam and take it for a swim

I THOUGHT MY DICK WAS GOING TO DROWN SO I PUT ON MY PENIS LIFEJACKET

penis lifejacket by DICKYMCDICKSTER May 17, 2014

Lifejacket 

One who thinks he's good at writing music but writes poor lyrics cannot sing, thus looking ridiculous to anyone who doesn't eat their ass.

Whose up next?
Oh you know, Lifejacket.
Oh fuck, not again!

Lifejacket by Lifejacket May 5, 2006

lifejacked 

Deformation of character, finances, reputation, family, work and friends. Can be self inflicted or an attack and it's your total sphere of identity theft both digital and real life. by going off the rails or put upon you by trolls, solicitors, courts, enemies or directed advertising.

I just got totally lifejacked in my divorce by my wife!/lover!

lifejacked by GeorgeBoyGB November 2, 2017