Lifejacket's definitions

Comedy bell-end

Guernsey term for someone who is the butt of everyone's jokes.

Idiot: Chesney's coming over in 3 days, what a comedy bell-end! We'll be able to to mock him for 3 weeks!
Ches' mates: Shut up and stop being such a chont.

by Lifejacket July 30, 2008

Gwappard

Guernsey term for someone who doesn't get laid very often

I can only pity that Gwappard, but no wonder no one wants to screw him!

by Lifejacket August 30, 2008

Revirgin

Guernsey word for someone who hasn't had sex in so long that they've practically returned to being a virgin.

She was going to ask him out, but his mate convinced her not to, when it gets to 4 years he'll be a revirgin!

by Lifejacket July 30, 2008

Gwap

See Gwappard: one who rarely gets laid

That's Gwap, we told you, he's not had sex in 4 years!

by Lifejacket May 5, 2006

Lifejacket

One who thinks he's good at writing music but writes poor lyrics cannot sing, thus looking ridiculous to anyone who doesn't eat their ass.

Whose up next?
Oh you know, Lifejacket.
Oh fuck, not again!

by Lifejacket May 5, 2006