lifejacket

When a chick comes up behind you, clothed or unclothed, and her boobs rest over your shoulders and around your neck resembling an emergency life-vest.

While trapped in a cave, Grant stayed alive by falling asleep in the security and warmth of his best friend's lifejacket; even though it was a little gay.

by cowtipn January 29, 2007

Lifejacket

One who thinks he's good at writing music but writes poor lyrics cannot sing, thus looking ridiculous to anyone who doesn't eat their ass.

Whose up next?
Oh you know, Lifejacket.
Oh fuck, not again!

by Lifejacket May 5, 2006

penis lifejacket

When you wrap your dick in foam and take it for a swim

I THOUGHT MY DICK WAS GOING TO DROWN SO I PUT ON MY PENIS LIFEJACKET

by DICKYMCDICKSTER May 17, 2014

the lifehacker effect

It means having too much traffic on a web site due to its link being posted on lifehacker.com as a feature article, sometimes even causing the featured web site to go down.

I just visited the site, but it seems the lifehacker effect took off again!

by mish1234568 March 14, 2009

Chelsea Life Jacket

A common type of sleeveless jacket, also known as a Gilet. Often seen on the streets of the Royal Borough of Kensington on Chelsea.

"Here comes Tabitha in her Chelsea Life Jacket"

by _LDN April 26, 2021

Lifehacker

One who practices lifehacking. See lifehack.

John Doe: I can turn the channel 2.5 seconds faster than before.

Jane Doe: You are such a lifehacker.

by Necronites February 6, 2012

liejacker

One who "liejacks", i.e. a person that falsely accuses an opponent or potential critic of the very thing that they are saying or doing before they are called out for the very thing that they are saying or doing.

It confuses bystanders about what's true and what isn't to try and help them get away with what they're doing.

See also "liejack" and "liejacking".

She started spreading rumours about her friend and how he fails to satisfy his girlfriend. He comes to her for solace, concerned about what others have been saying about him. She then blames his girlfriend, saying that "she's using you for her own games - you can't trust what comes out of her mouth".

And that is how the liejacker ended their relationship.

by AdLibera September 24, 2020