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penis lifejacket
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When you
wrap
your dick
in foam and
take it
for a swim
I
THOUGHT
MY DICK WAS GOING TO DROWN SO I PUT ON
MY PENIS
LIFEJACKET
penis lifejacket
by
DICKYMCDICKSTER
May 17, 2014
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