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penis lifejacket
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When you
wrap
your dick in
foam
and take it for a
swim
I THOUGHT
MY DICK
WAS GOING TO
DROWN
SO I PUT ON MY
PENIS
LIFEJACKET
penis lifejacket
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DICKYMCDICKSTER
May 17, 2014
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