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lick the stamp and send it

To proceed with something (usually something needing some bravery) with full gusto.
"Should I jump off this? "

"Yeah mate, lick the stamp and send it"

Glue, Lick and Stamp 

When with the same piece of toilet paper you blow your nose, wipe your dick then your ass
Guy1: Yo dude, i just did a glue, lick and stamp.
Guy2: Damn that’s nasty

Lick Her Postage Stamp

To eat her ass out. Eat booty.
When I get home tonight I’m gonna lick her postage stamp.

Even Cows Lick Stamps 

Used as an agreement. Equivalent to "that was bound to happen" but with an extra shade of meaning toward stupid people, or the inevitability of stupid events taking place.

Origin unclear. corporate/midwestern USA.
Person 1: I thought John would have learned his lesson about not viewing porn on his office computer.

Person 2: Yeah, well- even cows lick stamps.

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026