lick stamp

The act of licking one's hand and bitch slapping someone with it.

Bitch, take this! *LICK STAMP!*

by tori beth* July 7, 2007

lick the stamp and send it

To proceed with something (usually something needing some bravery) with full gusto.

"Should I jump off this? "

"Yeah mate, lick the stamp and send it"

by Senditsammo February 4, 2019

Glue, Lick and Stamp

When with the same piece of toilet paper you blow your nose, wipe your dick then your ass

Guy1: Yo dude, i just did a glue, lick and stamp.
Guy2: Damn that’s nasty

by MLT_C0MpLeX May 14, 2021

Lick Her Postage Stamp

To eat her ass out. Eat booty.

When I get home tonight I’m gonna lick her postage stamp.

by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020

Even Cows Lick Stamps

Used as an agreement. Equivalent to "that was bound to happen" but with an extra shade of meaning toward stupid people, or the inevitability of stupid events taking place.

Origin unclear. corporate/midwestern USA.

Person 1: I thought John would have learned his lesson about not viewing porn on his office computer.

Person 2: Yeah, well- even cows lick stamps.

by Andy Borne August 9, 2004