librophile
librophile by ShogunDang May 9, 2007
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Librophobe
1. Anyone who has a deep opposition towards books or anything of the like; the absolute parallel to the librophile.
2. Anyone who has a fear of liberals (i.e. conservatives).
2. Anyone who has a fear of liberals (i.e. conservatives).
1. Librophobe Tyrone never knew how to read. Having never forgotten how to not read, he died of chicken scarcity.
2. Johnny Bananapeel killed all the liberals with his pocket gun.
2. Johnny Bananapeel killed all the liberals with his pocket gun.
Librophobe by picklestein October 21, 2016
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labophile
A person who gets sexual satisfaction from writing up lab reports. They are typically found in their rooms typing the report with one hand and jacking off with the other. Most of them are proficient one-handed typists.
There is often a manic compulsion to do lab reports, even when alternative activities include free food, free bowling, free movies, free booze, and sex.
There is often a manic compulsion to do lab reports, even when alternative activities include free food, free bowling, free movies, free booze, and sex.
Sean, what are you doing? We got vodka and naked chicks in our room!
Sorry guys, but this lab report isn't going to DO itself! Giggity.
Fuck you Sean, perverted labophile.
Sorry guys, but this lab report isn't going to DO itself! Giggity.
Fuck you Sean, perverted labophile.
labophile by teh maleman December 26, 2008
Libriphilia
Someone who is aroused merely by passages, characters, or sexually charged thematic messages in Literature.
A: Have you read All the King's Men by Robert Penn Warren yet?
B: Why, yes I have, and I blame Jack Burden for my libriphilia.
B: Why, yes I have, and I blame Jack Burden for my libriphilia.
Libriphilia by thebookthief11 August 24, 2009