librophile 

Someone who has a deep love for books.

I became a librarian because I am a librophile.

librophile by ShogunDang May 9, 2007

Librophobe

1. Anyone who has a deep opposition towards books or anything of the like; the absolute parallel to the librophile.

2. Anyone who has a fear of liberals (i.e. conservatives).

1. Librophobe Tyrone never knew how to read. Having never forgotten how to not read, he died of chicken scarcity.

2. Johnny Bananapeel killed all the liberals with his pocket gun.

Librophobe by picklestein October 21, 2016

labophile 

A person who gets sexual satisfaction from writing up lab reports. They are typically found in their rooms typing the report with one hand and jacking off with the other. Most of them are proficient one-handed typists.

There is often a manic compulsion to do lab reports, even when alternative activities include free food, free bowling, free movies, free booze, and sex.

Sean, what are you doing? We got vodka and naked chicks in our room!
Sorry guys, but this lab report isn't going to DO itself! Giggity.
Fuck you Sean, perverted labophile.

labophile by teh maleman December 26, 2008

lipophile 

Someone with the affinity or attraction to lipids. Literraly an FA.

Lipophile=Someone who is sexually attraced to thick people.

lipophile by nikkan_hanil July 1, 2004

Libriphilia 

Someone who is aroused merely by passages, characters, or sexually charged thematic messages in Literature.

A: Have you read All the King's Men by Robert Penn Warren yet?

B: Why, yes I have, and I blame Jack Burden for my libriphilia.

Libriphilia by thebookthief11 August 24, 2009

Likophile 

Pronounced as: lie-ko-file
A person who likes every status/comment/photo/video they can find on facebook.
If you have one on your friends list, chances are that a very high percentage of all your notifications originate from them.

Manpreet you likophile, unless you stop flooding my notifs, I'm gonna de-friend you.

Likophile by Lal2 November 9, 2013

linkophile 

A person having an ardent interest in, and enthusiasm for internet sites, or "links".

Brad adds so many urls to his blog, he's a total linkophile.

linkophile by Blogfiend April 22, 2003