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libraritarian 

a librarian who likes who completely control her library, exremely prejudice to anyone who whispers, talks, coughs, laughs, etc. Stay the fuck away from her.
The libraritarian totally killed my high when we started laughing at the talking books.
libraritarian by Mikey Vistar March 21, 2010
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Liberitarianism 

When a person named Tyrone goes to a library and proceeds to have an aneurysm.
Liberitarianism
Liberitarianism by Spicy Tyrone April 19, 2015

Libratarian

A Libertarian librarian who believes in small government, except for when it comes to funding libraries. See: hypocrite; anarchists who ride the bus; etc.
Examples of Libratarians are all around you.

Libyaratarian

A person who supports the freedom of the infamous west-of-Egypt country.
Doc Brown may indeed have obtained his time-travel fuel from a group of extremist North Africans, but that still doesn't mean that he himself was some kind of radical Libyaratarian.
Libyaratarian by QuacksO April 5, 2026

Libratarian

An advocate for additional/broader/stronger "free country" rights for individuals born during da fourth-from-year-end zodiac-sign period.
I am a staunch supporter of equal rights for ALL humans, regardless of what time of year they were born --- no "Libratarian" fanaticism here.
Libratarian by QuacksO April 5, 2026
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