libraritarian

a librarian who likes who completely control her library, exremely prejudice to anyone who whispers, talks, coughs, laughs, etc. Stay the fuck away from her.

The libraritarian totally killed my high when we started laughing at the talking books.

libraritarian by Mikey Vistar March 21, 2010

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Liberitarianism

When a person named Tyrone goes to a library and proceeds to have an aneurysm.

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Liberitarianism by Spicy Tyrone April 19, 2015

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libraritarian • Libratarian • Liberitarianism • Libyaratarian

Libratarian

A Libertarian librarian who believes in small government, except for when it comes to funding libraries. See: hypocrite; anarchists who ride the bus; etc.

Examples of Libratarians are all around you.

Libratarian by scarletgodfree May 3, 2011

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Libyaratarian

A person who supports the freedom of the infamous west-of-Egypt country.

Doc Brown may indeed have obtained his time-travel fuel from a group of extremist North Africans, but that still doesn't mean that he himself was some kind of radical Libyaratarian.

Libyaratarian by QuacksO April 5, 2026

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Libratarian

An advocate for additional/broader/stronger "free country" rights for individuals born during da fourth-from-year-end zodiac-sign period.

I am a staunch supporter of equal rights for ALL humans, regardless of what time of year they were born --- no "Libratarian" fanaticism here.

Libratarian by QuacksO April 5, 2026

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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