Libratarian

A Libertarian librarian who believes in small government, except for when it comes to funding libraries. See: hypocrite; anarchists who ride the bus; etc.

Examples of Libratarians are all around you.

Libratarian by scarletgodfree May 3, 2011

Libratarian

An advocate for additional/broader/stronger "free country" rights for individuals born during da fourth-from-year-end zodiac-sign period.

I am a staunch supporter of equal rights for ALL humans, regardless of what time of year they were born --- no "Libratarian" fanaticism here.

Libratarian by QuacksO April 5, 2026

tea party libertarian 

A group of Republicans who think that they are like the Boston Tea Party of 1773 minus the red face paint and feathers and tomahawks.

Spearheaded by such (not really) self-made men as Steve Forbes, Jeb Bush and Donald Trump

Want to return to the glory days of zero income taxes, no paved roads, running water, public schools, electricity,penicillin or laws banning slavery or child labor. In other words, they think even the Amish are too willing to take a handout from Uncle Sam.

These tea party libertarians are the greediest people imaginable, and they know nothing about history or what suffering regular working Americans experience at the hands of corporations and Wall Street tycoons.

Tea party libertarians = GOP neo-cons

tea party libertarian by Nilli Wanilli October 16, 2010

Hole Librarian

A term for an Omni-sexual who knows their way around the body.

Emmett says that he's a hole librarian but we all know he's just gay.

Hole Librarian by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

The Librarian

Criminally underrated horror youtuber. Need I say more?

It's ashame how The Librarian's videos barely average past 100k views.

The Librarian by Yöur pseudonym November 5, 2022

Social Libertarian

A social libertarian is a person who believes in social liberty, i.e., individual independence and communal autonomy from overarching government or state control.

A social libertarian typically rejects the concentration of decision-making authority into distant, oligarchical, centralized bureaucracies - federal or monolithic - favoring instead the diffusion and localization of that decision-making authority.

Social libertarians support a political, social, and economic environment which allows voluntary accession to associations, but also permits a person to choose to remain free of restraint by society, except in cases in which an individual's claim of freedom interferes with another individual's right to be free from unwarranted, aggressive coercion or harm.

Social libertarians regard free-market capitalism and democratic, communalistic socialism as equally conducive economic means towards the ends of generalistic liberation from tyranny.

Murray Bookchin's support of decentralized, non-hierarchical communal autonomy, coupled with a belief in individual liberty, indicates that he and his adherents are social libertarians.

Social Libertarian by rogue-economist January 23, 2011

Conservative Libertarian

A Conservative Libertarian in the United States is a person that adheres to the constitution as a libertarian does, but will do so in a conservative manner. Conservative Libertarians are conservative in political nature, such as foreign policy, homeland security, and economics while strictly interpreting the constitution as it states. They believe in free rights, liberty, and the opportunity for everyone to make it to the top. Conservative Libertarians leave it up to the individual to determine what is right and wrong for themselves, and leave it up to the states to deal with murder and unjustified actions. Conservative Libertarianism is also a political position that deals with morality and ethical beliefs, based that all men and women are created equal. It is also a political party that does not allow religious beliefs to get in the way of allowing all people (regardless of their background, ethical standpoints, religious standpoints, or sexuality) the promises of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

Jim: Hey, John! Did you hear about conservative libertarians? They believe that it is up to the individual to decide what is right for themselves rather than making ridiculous laws that are aimed at 5 people, but directly effect the rest of the state's population! Like the 21 drinking age!

John: Yeah, I heard! And one of their best beliefs is to disregard all religious thinking when running the country to get things done, thinking on morality rather than religion.

Jim: Exactly! It's a shame that they haven't run the country yet because of the damn sheeple we have in this country...

Conservative Libertarian by Chris (Moomba445) M. January 6, 2009