lesquatch

A very hairy lesbian, like a sasquatch.

A: Is that a sasquatch in the woods?
b: Nah, it's just one of those lesbians who never shave.
A: Ah, a lesquatch

by vk_12345 May 18, 2009

lezquatch

A husky lesbian with hairy arms

That bar is a well-known lezquatch hang out.

by Dr. Foo May 22, 2008

lesbiatch

A skank who, apart from being a sapphic homosexual wench, is also bestowed by the random, intelligent design of nature, the quality of being simply, a bitch. They bear within them the attributes of being a bitch, and a lesbian. A cruder, more insinuating form of this etymology is lesbitch

Skank 1: I'm so loose, i'm like a total bitch.
Skank 2: Hahahha comere you, i'm gonna munch your carpet.
Skank 3: You girls called for a lesbiatch?
Skanks in unison: oh no she di'int

by De Van September 21, 2007

Lassquatch

A female version of sasquatch, or a female who possesses the same characteristics of sasquatch, I.E. eating mutton chops, giant feet, over 8 ft. tall etc. May cause blurred vision.

"Hey man! you musta been some kinda drunk to be hitting on that lassquatch last night!"

"It was a bit blurry, but i'm pretty sure that was a lassquatch that devoured your mutton, ma'am."

by Diarrhetoric April 18, 2010

lesbiatch

Someone acting so incredibly homosexual and agitated they can be nothing other than the spawn of a lesbian and a bitch (as in a dog).

Oh my God, Sarah is being such a lesbiatch!

by Big Al Barker April 12, 2005

Sesquatchi

the red rash that occurs between the legs of a large woman who doesn't powder properly.

Shaquita's skirt be so short, when she bend over, you can see that sesquatchi all over her legs.

by HannahStevieD January 21, 2011