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lesquatch 

A very hairy lesbian, like a sasquatch.
A: Is that a sasquatch in the woods?
b: Nah, it's just one of those lesbians who never shave.
A: Ah, a lesquatch
lesquatch by vk_12345 May 18, 2009
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lezquatch 

That bar is a well-known lezquatch hang out.
lezquatch by Dr. Foo May 22, 2008
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lesbiatch 

A skank who, apart from being a sapphic homosexual wench, is also bestowed by the random, intelligent design of nature, the quality of being simply, a bitch. They bear within them the attributes of being a bitch, and a lesbian. A cruder, more insinuating form of this etymology is lesbitch
Skank 1: I'm so loose, i'm like a total bitch.
Skank 2: Hahahha comere you, i'm gonna munch your carpet.
Skank 3: You girls called for a lesbiatch?
Skanks in unison: oh no she di'int
lesbiatch by De Van September 21, 2007

Lassquatch

A female version of sasquatch, or a female who possesses the same characteristics of sasquatch, I.E. eating mutton chops, giant feet, over 8 ft. tall etc. May cause blurred vision.
"Hey man! you musta been some kinda drunk to be hitting on that lassquatch last night!"

"It was a bit blurry, but i'm pretty sure that was a lassquatch that devoured your mutton, ma'am."
Lassquatch by Diarrhetoric April 18, 2010

lesbiatch 

Someone acting so incredibly homosexual and agitated they can be nothing other than the spawn of a lesbian and a bitch (as in a dog).
Oh my God, Sarah is being such a lesbiatch!
lesbiatch by Big Al Barker April 12, 2005

Sesquatchi 

the red rash that occurs between the legs of a large woman who doesn't powder properly.
Shaquita's skirt be so short, when she bend over, you can see that sesquatchi all over her legs.
Sesquatchi by HannahStevieD January 21, 2011
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