Lesbianite

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Similar to being a transvestite or a poser, a Lesbianite is the product of a straight girl pretending to be a lesbian. This is usually temporary and last for one night but can sometimes be for an extended period of time, especially when she's whoring herself out for attention and/or money, drugs are also a possibility.

EX 1.) Did you hear about Gynette's vice of being a lesbianite? She totally whored herself out for more college money and beer last night at that drag party, what a slut.

EX 2.) Girl 1. "Dude, I totally need more drugs and I don't have any money."

Girl 2. "Hey, Lady. Lets become Lesbianites and make some hard cash tonight at the drag party."

Girl 1. "Yeah, LESBIANITES UNITE!"

Lesbianite by INVERTED PENTAGRAMS October 15, 2009

Words you can keep

Lesbianicious

Mix of lesbian and delicious: an adjective to describe lesbians, used by somebody (most likely a man) who derives pleasure from the concept of lesbianism

Are you seeing the lesbianicious vibe going on between those two girls over there?

Lesbianicious by DGW November 21, 2009

Related Words

Lesbianite • lesbianitis • lesbianated • lesbianity • lesbianate • lesbianise • Lesbianister • lesbianize • Lesbianized • Toxic Lesbianity

Lesbianic Chronic

When a female blows marijuana smoke into another female's vagina and the one that recieved the smoke queefs it back into their mouth.

Female 1: "Hey bitch, spark this up so I can give you some "lesbianic chronic." *Removes undergarments

Female 2: "erm, y-yes mam" she replies timidly

Lesbianic Chronic by SmegmaFarter840 June 9, 2021

Lesbianing

The act of existing as a lesbian while doing something explicitly lesbian. A lesbian thinking about another girl she has a crush on would be lesbianing. Also, a lesbian kissing her girlfriend would be lesbianing.

Those two lesbians just moved in together after the second date. They're lesbianing so hard.

Lesbianing by That lesbian over there November 1, 2018

Lesbianister

Where one lesbian is determined to turn a straight person gay, this is in an obvious way that the other person is clearly aware of.
It is often used among joking conversation as an insult between females.

Oh my god your such a lesbianister, please stop it.

Lesbianister by dizzyc September 14, 2010

Platonic Lesbianism

Lifestyle choice!

Friendship… but only with girls (cuz guys suck)

When you just can’t kick your attraction to guys

Person 1: why is there only girls on your Snapchat?

Person 2: I’m doing platonic lesbianism

Platonic Lesbianism by the first platonic lesbianist February 18, 2023

lesbianese

When a girl is lesbian but is also Lebanese.

That girl looks lesbianese but I'm not sure.

lesbianese by Anonymoosille December 12, 2017

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026