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lesbian bar 

A bar where even the pool table doesn't have balls.
That lesbian bar was so tough, there weren't even any balls on the pool table!
lesbian bar by Seymor Heines February 15, 2008
Words you can keep

bar lesbian 

"Bar lesbian" refers to a heteroflexible or bicurious woman who is usually strictly heterosexual, but will participate in occasional homosexual activity (e.g. kissing or groping other women) while frequenting a bar or pub, for the express purpose of attracting male attention. Alcohol plays a role of varying significance to this behavior, but can usually be implicated.
"Did you see those chicks making out in the corner? What a couple of bar lesbians."
bar lesbian by Mikesapien December 17, 2015

Lesbian protection barrier 

Wall of pillows between two men to protect them from being called gay
We better set up a Lesbian protection barrier because were not gay

pottery barn lesbian 

A lesbian (and sometimes a bisexual woman with mass market appeal.

It is often used in a negative way (generally by another gay person)to infer that the person is not "gay enough."

Used by Boy George to describe Rosie O'Donnell when he was obviously hungry for publicity.
negative: Ellen Degeneres is such a pottery barn lesbian. She needs to be gayer on her show.

positive: Rosie O'Donnell is a pottery barn lesbian. She's comfortable enough with her sexuality but it is not the only thing that defines her.

Barbie Lesbian Bondage

The music girl: Babe want to do some Barbie Lesbian Bondage?
The soccer girl: Totally, babe.

lesbianarchy 

Lesbianarchy is the polar opposite of Patriarchy. It is political doctrine of egalitarian decision-making shared amongst bisexual or lesbian females that determines the social or cultural values and rules of a community or country.

There is clear consensus amongst scholars regarding the historical definition of Lesbianarchy. However, in the early 2000s a modern definition was formed that contests that the etymological root is the COMBINATION of "Lesbian" and "Anarchy" to form "Lesbianarchy".

An alternative definition of Lesbianarchy is a voluntaryist stateless society in post-war or post-climatic environment (or any setting where the has been significant male loss, such that men make up less than 39% of the population) that is predominantly made up of loosely interconnected communal scavengers.

In this context, lesbianism is not expressed as an identity, but as a pragmatic partnering choice due to the limitations in sexual selection. A family unit is generally constructed of a 3 female triumvirate or "parents" that lead or direct (what is often) an orphanage of children.
"Don't you know that Bonobos in the DRC are a type of lesbianarchy?"

"If the economy collapses or WWIII happens, I certainly hope we don't go all Mad Max, I'd rather be in a Lesbianarchy."
lesbianarchy by what is next March 22, 2023

Lesbiandar

It's a shorten term for "Lesbian Radar", for those people who can't really tell if men are homosexual but can definitely tell when a woman is a lesbian.
Michael: "Yeah, I'd try something but she's a lesbian."

Nathan: "How could you possibly know that?"

Michael: "Believe me man, I just know, my lesbiandar is amazing."
Lesbiandar by WerewolfByDay March 29, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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