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covid conscious lesbian bar in western massachusetts

The covid conscious lesbian bar in western massachusetts is a bar in greenfield massachusetts called "the last ditch bar and arts venue" that recently lifted its n95 mask mandate one night a week in order to "try out typical club nights with themes/hosts/dj's/full capacity" (People magazine). After this announcement the response was anything but positive, in which 442 commenters accused them of being ableist, eugenist, and "being complicit in a mass disabling event". One commenter wrote, "I hope your venue gets firebombed for robbing my fellow immunocompromised people of their saturday plans just to scrape extra revenue from ableists."
This is as controversial as the covid conscious lesbian bar in western massachusetts.

bar lesbian 

"Bar lesbian" refers to a heteroflexible or bicurious woman who is usually strictly heterosexual, but will participate in occasional homosexual activity (e.g. kissing or groping other women) while frequenting a bar or pub, for the express purpose of attracting male attention. Alcohol plays a role of varying significance to this behavior, but can usually be implicated.
"Did you see those chicks making out in the corner? What a couple of bar lesbians."
bar lesbian by Mikesapien December 17, 2015

Lesbian protection barrier 

Wall of pillows between two men to protect them from being called gay
We better set up a Lesbian protection barrier because were not gay

pottery barn lesbian 

A lesbian (and sometimes a bisexual woman with mass market appeal.

It is often used in a negative way (generally by another gay person)to infer that the person is not "gay enough."

Used by Boy George to describe Rosie O'Donnell when he was obviously hungry for publicity.
negative: Ellen Degeneres is such a pottery barn lesbian. She needs to be gayer on her show.

positive: Rosie O'Donnell is a pottery barn lesbian. She's comfortable enough with her sexuality but it is not the only thing that defines her.

Barbie Lesbian Bondage

What the two girls in Barbie Princess Charm School do on the weekends.
The music girl: Babe want to do some Barbie Lesbian Bondage?
The soccer girl: Totally, babe.

lesbianarchy 

Lesbianarchy is the polar opposite of Patriarchy. It is political doctrine of egalitarian decision-making shared amongst bisexual or lesbian females that determines the social or cultural values and rules of a community or country.

There is clear consensus amongst scholars regarding the historical definition of Lesbianarchy. However, in the early 2000s a modern definition was formed that contests that the etymological root is the COMBINATION of "Lesbian" and "Anarchy" to form "Lesbianarchy".

An alternative definition of Lesbianarchy is a voluntaryist stateless society in post-war or post-climatic environment (or any setting where the has been significant male loss, such that men make up less than 39% of the population) that is predominantly made up of loosely interconnected communal scavengers.

In this context, lesbianism is not expressed as an identity, but as a pragmatic partnering choice due to the limitations in sexual selection. A family unit is generally constructed of a 3 female triumvirate or "parents" that lead or direct (what is often) an orphanage of children.
"Don't you know that Bonobos in the DRC are a type of lesbianarchy?"

"If the economy collapses or WWIII happens, I certainly hope we don't go all Mad Max, I'd rather be in a Lesbianarchy."
lesbianarchy by what is next March 22, 2023
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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