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Leopard Spotting 

n. The direct result of squiss or failing to squeeze out any remaining piss in the urethra before pulling your pants up thus creating small patterns of yellow circles in the underpants. This is much like skid marks in the back of underpants.
Brian: Guys, I think I should see a doctor. I’m spotting again.
Joe: Relax, you rushed your piss and now you’re just leopard spotting.
Spencer: My leopard spots are the size of frisbees.
Leopard Spotting by TacomaBeags October 17, 2017
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lepoard spotting 

The unique pattern of fecal matter sticking to the bowl after a large bowel movement has been flushed.

(Often remaining after multiple flushes.)
Ronny was quite embarrassed when lepoard spotting his girlfriend's toilet after her Cinco de Mayo party.