an ethically sourced, environmentally friendly, carbon neutral, recyclable, climate change
vegan sex toy made from lentils shaped like a big fat
juicy penis (to really piss the lezzers off) that comes in varies styles - the Corbynista (worn look)/ the Muffnum (with grated nuts for that ribbed feel with added exfoliation) the Abbott (with organic desecrated
coconut) .. ideal for those uncomfortable nights blocking Waterloo Bridge or Oxford Circus
Bertie
Beaver: Gosh, now I have gone all
vegan how I will I replace my trusted personal cavity friends?
Cecile Snatch: BB, try my Lentildo - its great - you can charge it whilst cycling. Strictly no
meat in any of my orifices