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An idiot who can’t spell the word lens
“Look at my new lense”
“Shutup idiot it’s spelt lens”
Lense by AndyWholler January 10, 2020
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The shit Johnson looks through.
Once you've looked through Johnson's lense, explain how the material resonates with you.
Lense by SVCJFM December 15, 2010

Lense the goblin 

Lense the goblin is an ugly ass mofo who lost out on 1€
LENSE IS A GOBLIN
Goblin - ugly ass mofo
Lense the goblin by mittekeegi January 18, 2022

Lense Envy 

Similar to Penis Envy, this is common around photographers who have bigger lense attachments then another photographer.
Boy1: I was taking pictures around london with my SLR when i walked past the paparazzi. Their Lenses were MASSIVE!
Boy2: Dude you most of got Lense Envy right there!
Lense Envy by PaulCR February 19, 2009

Lense dart 

When you are able to shoot a very solid turd directly at the camera lense.
Last night I was filming content for my onlyfans and was able to achieve a perfect lense dart
Lense dart by Frankie Armstrong August 18, 2023

lense dart 

When you are able to shoot a very solid turd directly at the camera lense
Last night I was filming content for my onlyfans and captured a perfect "lense dart"
lense dart by Frankie Armstrong August 18, 2023

Foggy Lense Syndrome (FLS) 

A condition where the protagonist defies all logic and makes an outrageous out of this world comment that leaves the audience dumbfounded
Ambreen's at it again with her Foggy Lense Syndrome (FLS)
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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