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Lennart Poettering

A somewhat well-known author of surreal horror fiction from Germany, Lennart Poettering is mostly known for writing overly long and confusing works such as Pulsations of Autophilia (a tragedy about a sluggish autistic teenager who is murdered while fucking his uncle's Porsche and comes back as a ghost to seek vengeance) and Systems Down (about a server administrator who finds himself locked in the server room after closing time with a horrible, memory-corrupting abomination).
I picked up this new book at Barnes and Noble, but it says that Lennart Poettering is required reading so I'm taking it back.
Someone who’s chill and gets along with everyone.

He is a good friend and always brings positivity into your day.

He’s loyal and considerate with a kind heart and a stubborn mind.

His strength and morals are admireable. He is just a good person overall and you are lucky to know him.
Stop being as stubborn as a Lennart..
Lennart by aspaleassnowwhite September 10, 2020
the hottest boy but still dependable. he gets girls everywhere. girls love him
oh my god Lennart is so hot
lennart by baby boy jay October 11, 2019
The most sexy beast u can find, he is smart handsome and knows it all. Dont test his abilitys he can do it all
I wish i was a Lennard
Lennard by 88boss August 18, 2020
The best guy you could ever meet and the cutest too. Loyal, dependable, funny, etc. Everything you could ever want in a guy he has it. He’s the most handsome being you will ever come across. Mouths will pop and lady undergarments will drop when he walks in a room
Damn that guy cool as hell must be a lennard
Lennard by Picketfence November 17, 2017
A person you can go to for just about anything. He will always keep your back clean. All though he will work from the shadows, and no one will be sure where he is. But keep in mind he will be there.
Wow did that dude just do a Lennart? I mean he was over there and things happend over here. Strange huh
Lennart by Ryan1982123 February 28, 2009