Lenged

Getting absolutely schlazzed beyond concious thought

'Mate this lad got proper lenged last night'

by theflawlesswalrus April 11, 2017

Lenged

Slang term for - knocked them out

“He started on me in the kebab shop so I just lenged him out”

by Devils Dahlia July 9, 2021

Lenged

To Throw Something.

“Oi Joe Leng me a beer”
Joe Lenged Him a beer

by FalconBigDick January 9, 2025

Lenged Up

Becoming more attractive in a short amount of time.
Similar: “Glowed Up”

“Time to get lenged up” RC2Skenggy said as he entered the barbershop

“Wow, Shaniqua lenged up over summer”
Darnique thought to himself.

by the75thpotus October 24, 2023

long-legged mack daddy

A mack is an exploiter and master of pimps, and a mack daddy is someone exploiting and ruling over macks.

The term was coined by pastor James David Manning as a description for then senator, later president Barack Obama.

Obama is a long-legged mack daddy.

by Magnus Johansson November 16, 2012

three legged man

Claim a man makes when he wants to boast about his penis size. The inference being that the third leg is his penis.

Julie stated to Mark, "Why would I want anything to do with your two inches of hard chode dick?"
Mark replied, "Shiiiiiittt girl! I am a three legged man! They call me tripod."

by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)

Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?

by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020